(Source: coolpersona)
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“This year has been so great for me. So many great experiences and adventures. So many things to me that happened to my life. Things that I’ll never forget. Why? Because this year has been so great to me. So many great memories and adventures. Ladies and genemen (hihi ganito po talaga niya pinronouce :p), before I joined this beauty peygeant, I told my peyrents that I will bring home the crown, and so I did. So after winning this crown, I went back home. And while I was on my way back home to bring home the crown that I promised my peyrents. I was so surprised. I was so shocked. Because I saw a big fire eating my home. So what happens now? How do I bring home the crown? There’s no more home. So I cried, I cried, I cried and I cried. I can’t get no satisfaction. No, no, no, no. But after I cry, I rise up again because I believe as a beauty queen, I must learn how to face challenges! So I looked for another home because I promised my peyrents that I will bring home this crown. While looking for a home in the middle of the night, I got raped by 12 ugly men. There’s blood all over my panty and something hurt inside my pussy. So I cried, I cried, I cried and I cried. I can’t get no satisfaction. No, no, no, no. But after I cry, I rise up again because I believe as a beauty queen, I must learn how to face challenges! So again, I looked for a home because I promised my peyrents that I will bring home this crown. And while looking for a home in the middle of the night, I got hit by a philippine rabbit going to Benguet! Oh ang sakit ukininam bagtit! Oh my god, I can’t stand up anymore, so I cried, I cried, I cried and I cried. I can’t get no satisfaction. No, no, no, no. But after I cry, I rise up again because I believe as a beauty queen, I must learn how to face challenges! So I looked for a home once more because I promised my peyrents that I will bring home this crown. But while I was looking for a home in the middle of the night, I realized that this year has not really been very good to me. Because of this crown I met a lot of misfortune events. In other words, THIS CROWN THIS BULLSHIT. So tonight, I decided to pass on the crown to the next unlucky girl who will lose her home, got rape by 12 ugly men and got hit by a philippine rabbit going to benguet, oh ang sakit ukininam bagtit! But surely I will miss this crown, so I cried, I cried, I cried and I cried. I can’t get no satisfaction. No, no, no, no. Ladies and genemen, I am Vice Ganda. I am the Unkabogable Beauty Queen. At naniniwala po ako sa kasabihang, “Ang mabait na kapitbahay, walang password ang wifi.” Thank you so much.” - Vice Ganda as Beauty Queen :)
“praybeytbenjamin Yesterday he wants to go to Boracay. Today he gets what he wants. #preciousmoment” Vice Ganda’s priceless KILIG reaction to Enrique Gil!! Ahhhh anong lasa teh? :( Hahaha! PS: Ang sakit sakit gawin ng mga gifs na ‘to… Huhuhu enrique ❤❤ Hahaha!
Possible entries on MMFF 2013!!! Wooooow! Karylle and Vice Ganda in ONE MOVIE? Nukssss! Hi ViceRylle babies! Too excited for Praybeyt Benjamin 2, too! ♥
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